Cinema Supremo is TONIGHT!

Join me at 8pm as I host and live-tweet wedding crashers on Comedy Central.

L’CHAIM!

Last Night’s Tonight Show!

Here’s my segment for those who missed it. My bit starts at 2:02.

Watch The Tonight Show tonight to see me bring some passion to the forecast. It’ll be like this guy, but very very different.

Eric Andre Show!

Had the pleasure of working with Eric Andre on his show this week. His third season looks to be even more insane than the first two, so be sure to check it out this fall. For those unfamiliar, the following clip is pretty representative of the show.

Did you get too much sun today? Stay in tonight and join me as I live tweet #BillyMadison on @ComedyCentral at 11:30. It’s gonna be great, grand, WONDERFUL!

Tonight I Do Acting!

Tune in to Comedy Central tonight at 10:30 as I make another appearance on Inside Amy Schumer. It’ll be FUN! Just like the result of my Google image search for “fun dog.”

comedycentral:

We’re watching Talladega Nights tomorrow at 11/10c. Join comedian Michael Torpey as he live-tweets from @ComedyCentral by using hashtag #ShakeAndBake.

This is tonight! Get involved!

comedycentral:

We’re watching Talladega Nights tomorrow at 11/10c. Join comedian Michael Torpey as he live-tweets from @ComedyCentral by using hashtag #ShakeAndBake.

This is tonight! Get involved!

Deadbeat on Hulu!

The Hulu series Deadbeat starts on April 9th. I think I’m in the first episode. You should watch and find out!

Here’s the trailer.

Guess Who? The Grand Budapest Hotel Edition

"Has your person been in more than three Wes Anderson films?"

"No."

"Is it Bernard?"

I’m hosting and live tweeting “Trading Places” on Comedy Central tonight at 8:30 EST. Tune in and tweet along.

You’ll look good. And you’ll feel good.

Household Chores + Herb Alpert’s “Spanish Flea” = Life Is Now A 70’s Gameshow

I’m not a doctor, but tonight I play one on TV.

Watch DADS on FOX tonight at 8. Then compare the photo and the video and let me know who comes out on top.

I recorded the voiceover for this show!

I think it may have been canceled before I found out it was starting, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t watch the trailer and learn a little something about freshwater eels.

Very excited to be working on the show DADS this week. Time spent watching Martin Mull work is time well spent.
I’ll post the air date as soon as I have it.

Very excited to be working on the show DADS this week. Time spent watching Martin Mull work is time well spent.

I’ll post the air date as soon as I have it.

thedailybadass:

Andy Roddick made a valiant effort to make it to midnight on New Year’s Eve. Nope, maybe next year.

Andy is a one year-old black lab mix available for adoption. He is a little timid and nervous when you first meet him but has a genuine warmth about him that can melt even the coldest, blackest heart when he lets his personality out to shine. And so handsome! Andy gets along with other dogs and seems like he would enjoy a canine buddy. Andy’s resolution is to spend next Near Year’s Eve on your couch!

If you are interested in adopting Andy, or any of our Badass dogs, please visit our website and fill out an adoption application.

Andy is a super sweet dog! If you’re in the market for a dog and like your dogs super sweet, he’s your guy.