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5/28/12
Flying to LA today to work on a short for Funny Or Die. It’s a faux-debate piece I wrote with Rod Blackhurst and Eric Levy. Excited to work with the FoD team.
5/21/12
Headed off to the Webby Awards! I’ll be sharing the row with Mike O’Gorman, Raphael Rodriguez and Shea Hess. Our “Year In Review” video will be kicking off the evening, so be sure to stream the show live at 5:30 est. Patton Oswalt is hosting and I bet he’s going to tell jokes.
5/10/12
Just booked a great role on White Collar! I’ll be playing Assistant US Attorney Josh Bryson. Four days of shooting all around New York. Should be a lot of fun. I’ll post when I know the air date.
4/24/12
Just taped another Year In Review video for the Webby Awards with R Squared Productions. Always love working with Raph Rodriguez and Rohit Sang. The awards are May 21st. Can’t wait to see how the video turns out.
4/19/12
Hershey’s has asked the Product Placement team to write some commercials for Payday and Jolly Ranchers. Keep an eye out on Comedy Central for those commercials in the next couple months.
3/22/12
Gaylord Returns! I’ll be back on 30 Rock tonight. This episode is especially fun because, though we don’t have a scene together, my friend Kristen Schaal is in the episode as well. NBC at 8:30! WATCH!
3/9/12
My name is on a TV. Peep it.
3/8/12
My first episode of 30Rock airs tonight! Keep an eye out for a man named Gaylord who screams at Tina Fey and gives everyone the finger. I am that Gaylord.
2/1/12
30 Rock round two! They’re bringing my character back for a second episode. I still don’t have air dates, but I’ll be in episodes 610 and 613. Keep an eye out
1/31/12
Today I was thrilled to shoot the pilot for Amy Schumer’s new show. I can’t give any details, but it was a ton of fun. Hopefully Comedy Central agrees and the show will get picked up.
12/21/11
I’m taping an episode of 30 Rock today. Could not be more excited. As soon as I have an air date I will post it.
12/7/11
More Chase Freedom work in LA. Keep an eye out next year for me letting a woman at a gas station know how much cash she could be getting back. Should be a great spot.
11/24/11
I ate turkey today.
10/27/11
Just had a wonderful VO session for VH1’s Winningest Winners of 2011. The special will be out in December and hosted by the hilarious Amy Schumer. I’ll be voicing all the video portions. Should be good.
10/14/11
In LA shooting another round of spots for Chase Freedom. They let me ride a tiny train. It was a career high.
10/7/11
I’m working with Raphael Rodriguez and Rohit Sang of R Squared on an awesome series for Comcast. I’ll be writing and voicing a series of videos for young entrepreneurs. If you need help getting your lawn mowing business off the ground, keep an eye out for these videos in early 2012.
9/21/11
Look out other credit cards! Chase Freedom is going off with yours truly delivering the message to the masses as Ben Grant. I’ll be making a full assault on your TVs. Get ready.
9/19/11
Just pushed send on a hot new batch of scripts for Comedy Central, this time for Pizza Hut. I’m no longer appearing in them, but keep an eye out for Mike O’Gorman and Pat Driscoll eating a Meat Lover’s in the next few months.
9/9/11
Just made every joke I could think of about James Blunt and Natasha Bedingfield for VH1’s 100 Greatest Songs of The 00’s. Since there’s no way it’ll get in, I’ll tell you my favorite joke.
Creed - Arms Wide Open
Scott wrote this song when he found out he was gong to be a father. If, as a son, my dad said he had written this song for me, I’d have to say, “You’re a liar Dad, that’s a Creed song. It came out when I was 20.”
8/25/11
Laid down some silky smooth tracks for a new Emergen-C radio spot. If you hear a man singing the praises of Emergen-C Kids, it’s me.
8/16/11
Today I began filming for a very exciting commercial campaign. Not at liberty to speak about it yet, but it’s going to be a ton of fun. Keep your eyes peeled come September.
7/7/11
My episode of “Louie” airs tonight. Keep an eye out for me showing Louie a really terrible apartment.
6/15/11
Tonight was the Season 2 Premiere party for “Louie.” They screened two episodes and both were hilarious. Louie spoke before the episodes played and said how they invited everyone who had a line to the screening because he appreciated how much all the different actors brought to the episodes. I thought that was a really nice, and not only because it meant I got to be there.
6/13/11
Attended the 2011 Webby Awards as a guest of Raphael Rodriguez and Rohit Sang of Spacerace Media. They asked me for the second year to be a part of their Year In Review video that kicks off the evening. I was honored and had a great time.
6/9/11
Taped an episode of VH1’s Big Morning Buzz today with Michelle Collins, Gabe Liedman and Carrie Keagan. We chatted about Weiner, Baldwin, Viera and who had the best week ever. Lots of fun. Hope to be back soon!
6/7/11
Dunkin Donuts and Comedy Central got the ol Torpey, O’Gorman, Punsalan treatment today. Mike and I probably drank 3 liters of iced coffee each. Yum.
5/24/11
Taped the introductory video for the 2011 Webby Awards tonight with Raphael Rodriguez and Kevin Haulihan. The Webby’s stream live on Facebook on 6/13. WATCH THEM!
5/11/11
Taped a new commercial for Twix and Comedy Central. O’Gorman, Punsalan and myself will be leading the One-Man Band resurgence once this piece airs.
3/19/11
Got the band back together for more Comedy Central promos, this time for KitKat. Look for Mike O’Gorman and myself to be on your screen soon, under the wonderful direction of Neil Punsalan.
3/3/11
My most recent Wish Zone segment was written up in The Best Week Ever blog by the amazingly funny Sarah Walker. Thanks Sarah!
3/1/11
A new Wish Zone tonight on Comedy Central’s SportsDome. This time I help make a paralyzed kid’s dream come true. Some great writing by the Onion team on this one.
1/27/11
Filmed an episode of Louie with Louis CK today. Episode is called “Moving.” Louis is an absolute comedy monster. Standing in a scene with him and watching his mind work was amazing.
1/19/11
Just shot a new set of promos for Comedy Central with Mike O’Gorman and Neil Punsalan. These were for Reebok and Dave & Busters. I love being able to work with these guys on things we can write as well as act and direct. Like old times at Black20.
1/18/11
My first episode of The Onion SportsDome airs tonight! I’ll be appearing as Wish Zone reporter Jay Woodworth.
